Derry Down THE ORIGIN SPECIES

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When Adam and Eve were first put into Eden,
They never once thought of that pleasant thing—breeding
Though they had not a rag to cover their front,
Adam sported his prick, and Eve sported her cunt.

Adam's prick was so thick and so long—such a teaser; 
Eve's cunt was so hairy and fat—such a breezer; 
Adam's thing was just formed any maiden to please, 
And his bollocks hung down very near to his knees.

Eve played with his balls, and thought it no harm:
He fingered her quim and ne'er felt alarm;
He tickled her bubbies, she rubbed up his yard,
And yet for a fuck, why they felt no regard.

But when Mrs. Eve did taste of the fruit,
It was then that her eyes first beheld Adam's root;
Then he ate an apple, and after he had done't,
Why then he first found out the value of cunt.

Then they say they made fig leaves, that's fiddle-de-dee.
He wanted a quim, and quite ready was she;
They gazed on their privates with mutual delight,
And she soon found a hole to put jock out of sight!

Then Adam soon laid Mrs. Eve on the grass,
He pop't in his prick, she heaved up her arse;
He wriggled, she wiggled, they both stuck to one tether
And she tickled his balls, till they both came together!

Since then, all her children are filled with desire, 
And the women a stiff-standing prick all require!
 And no son of Adam will e'er take affront,
For where is the man that can live without cunt.

Derry Down 
The Pearl, vol. 1 July 1879