The little worker ants,
Never, ever, ever fact-checked.
For that would be a sin.
To question the wizard of the land.

Whatever sprouted from the orange cheese puff’s mouth,
Well, that was Gospel and truth.
For he was all-knowing and saintly.
Would never lie or mislead.

After all, they believed he was there for them.
Cause he said so and smiled at them often.
So they bought the swamp land in Florida
And never complained or thought it odd.